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Cruz · Wysłany: 07/10/11, 10:10 pm Temat postu:

Zajebiste. Very Happy

Fajnie sobie poprzypominac niektore teksty, pewnie tez niedlugo cos tutaj powrzucam jeszcze Very Happy

Inez · Wysłany: 07/11/21, 5:34 pm Temat postu:

Wrzucam kilka nowych cytatów:

Lt. Johnson: And somebody…get Taylor off that damn wall!

Davis: You know, I’ve been trying to catch up with you. Just, uh
Bosco: Listen, that woman went for her gun, all right? They struggled--- she pushed Monroe in the line of fire. That’s it, all right? There’s nothing I could do.
Davis: No. I was just gonna say you don’t have to avoid me. You know, I know what kind of cop you are. You say it wasn’t your fault, I believe you. I trust you.

Sully: Nice shot, Jelly.
Jelly: I was aiming for his leg.

(about Maddox)
Cruz: Oh, I’m scared, Manny. He looked at me all hard.
Santiago: Yep, I’m scared, too.

(about Bobby)
Kim: I didn’t get to say goodbye to him, Alex. I didn’t get to tell him the things that I... just how much he meant to me

{about/to the drunk guy}
Yokas: What about him?
Bosco: Oh, yeah. Don't fall down anymore.
Yokas: That's it?
Bosco: What else do you want me to do? Let him shower up at my place?

Bosco: You jealous Sullivan?
Sully: Of your extra guns? If you fall over you'll explode.

{to Jimmy}
Bosco: Hey, you got a problem, bucket boy, call a cop.

{to Bosco}
Yokas: You still check under your bed at night before you go to sleep?

{they are on the phone}
Yokas: Are you going to be all right without me?
Bosco: One day? I think I can handle it.
Yokas: Yeah, well you still sleep with the light on.

{to Bosco over the phone}
Yokas: My brother and my husband at the same table. I’d probably see less action out on the streets with you.

{to Carlos}
Doc: So, if you get an "A" does your teacher give you a gold star or a smiley face?

{about the car}
Bosco: Do you have any idea how rare that is a classic like this?
Yokas: Do you have any idea how little I care?

Vangie: Are you an angel?
Carlos: No.
Vangie: Oh, God, that means I’m in hell.
Carlos: No, you’re not in hell. You’re in New York.

Joey: Guess what Mommy?
Kim: What honey?
Joey: I have a girlfriend now.
Kim: What?
Joey: Her name is Angie. She’s in my room at school. She gave me a flower.
Kim: Just don’t get married tomorrow, all right?

Bosco: Faith, I screwed up. Real bad.
Yokas: Oh, don’t tell me. You slept with the Captain’s daughter? Oh, whoops, you already did that.

Bobby: Treva.
Kim: What kind of name is that?
Bobby: What? It’s worse than Kim?
Kim: What’s wrong with Kim?
Bobby: It’s just Kim. It doesn’t mean anything.
Kim: Yes it does. It’s like a saint or something.
Bobby: Saint Kimberly? In what religion?

{Bosco brings the newspaper to the bathroom}
Kim: Why do guys do that? Read on the toilet?
Yokas: I don’t think he actually reads the articles. I think he just looks at the pictures.

{to Yokas and Kim}
Bosco: Gab, gab, gab, gab, gab. It never stops, does it?

{the robbers are in an electronics store}
Bosco: They’ve been in there a really long time.
Yokas: Maybe they’re watching porno on the TVs. You could join them.

Bosco: Only two things I watch. Sports and animals.
Yokas: Animals?
Bosco: Yeah. Shark shows, elephant babies, lions, tigers, bears.
Yokas: Oh my.
Bosco: What?
Yokas: Nothin.
Bosco: You don’t watch those shows? Best shows on the box.
Yokas: I guess I must be missing out.
Bosco: You are. A lioness with her cubs in the tall grass. No human beings around for miles.
Davis: Except for the 18 guys in the camera truck?
Bosco: You gotta ruin it for me, right?
Davis: Keep going, keep going.
Bosco: No, no, no. Forget it.
Davis: Bosco, tell your damn story.
Bosco: It’s fantastic!

Bosco: I’ve been thinking.
Yokas: That’s a first.

Bosco: Junior high kids don’t dance. They stand around in groups and stare at each other.

(to his dad)
Bosco: By the way, that whole World Trade Center thing, in case you were worried – I’m alive.

Bosco: There’s statement on the family: I wanna see you, something must be wrong
Rose: Maurice, look at me. You are a good person.
Bosco: You really don’t know me.

Detective Hall: Is Boscorelli here?
Yokas: Well, what do you think he lives with us?

Carlos: I’m fine, really. If you let me up, I can show you. I promise I won’t go anywhere.
Dr Thomas: Can I trust him?
Kim, Taylor and Doc: No!

Sully: We had a pool going.
Davis: A pool for what?
Sully: How long you’d stay. I said four days.
Davis: Four days?
Sully: I wanted two, but Bosco got that first.
Davis: So who won?
Sully: Yokas. She had two weeks. That was the longest anybody guessed.

{to Jimmy}
Bobby: Bravery over intelligence, something I learned watching you.

{to Davis reading the ad he wrote about Sully}
Sully: "Law enforcement official"? You forget how to spell "cop?"

{cleaning out the ambulance looking for the watch}
Bobby: Anything?
Kim: 84 cents and a, oh Britney Spears tape.
Bobby: I’ll take the 84 cents.

(to the hit-and-run driver)
Yokas: You’re under arrest. You have the right to remain silent
Bosco: For God sakes, use it!

Levine: They live in a rural area.
Carlos: How rural?
Levine: Very.
Carlos: Oh, tell me they have indoor plumbing.
Levine: Where's your sense of adventure?
Carlos: They don't have indoor plumbing?

{taking a pregnancy test}
Yokas: Don’t turn red holy Mary Mother of God.

(about Bosco)
Yokas: What can I tell you, he’s kind of an idiot.

Bosco: Yokas and I are joining the law enforcement elite.
Sully: You’re becoming Ninjas?

Bosco: She says in a few weeks I should be able to pt my feet behind my ears.
Davis: Who?
Bosco: A yoga teacher.
Sully: She say when you’d be able to pull your head out of your ass:
Davis: That’s the advanced class

(to Bosco)
Sully: Center yourself Yoga Boy. You’re starting to sweat

(to a prisoner)
Bosco: You’re pissing me off. Walk faster or I’ll put my foot up your ass.

Bosco: Door won’t open, the handle’s broke and we got people inside

Cruz: What are you, some kind of lawyer?
Noble: I told you. I’m a writer.
Bosco: I know. And we are so impressed with that

Bosco: Oh.. hold on missy. I’m senior, I’ll tell you when we go
Monroe: First of all, you don’t call me missy. And second of all, the boss told me I was baby-sitting you, not talking orders from you.

Victor Tanzi Jr. (o Bosco): Dlaczego z niego taki sztywniak?
Sasha: Bo mama go upuściła. Specjalnie.

to poniżej jest bardzo smutne i chyba ten cytat lubie najbardziej:
Carlos: I had a cop in my bus last night. He died. While I was talking to him, he just died, and I don`t know why. Medically, I just don`t understand it. I need Monte Parker here so I can ask him to explain it to me. Because he`d probably know. That`s what he was to me. He`s the only person I talk to.

(to Bosco)
Bobby: Hey, relax Stuart Little.

(Bosco and Sully are working together and Sully is driving)
Bosco: I feel like I’m riding a lawnmower.
Sully: Wanna walk?
Bosco: It’d be faster.

Cruz · Wysłany: 07/11/21, 11:36 pm Temat postu:

Hehe, przeczytalam i od razu humor mi sie poprawil Very Happy

Dzieki.

Musze tez cos wrzucic ale nigdy nie mam czasu...

Inez · Wysłany: 08/02/07, 3:38 pm Temat postu:

A oto kolejne cytaty:

Yokas:"This is great..Officer Yokas please tell the Grand Jury what you did after you found out your partner committed armed robbery.Well,first I assisted him in getting rid of the evidence..."

Woman: Hi. Uh... we didn't call the police.
Sully: Oh, we're here because we care.

Holly Levine: Did anyone notice how pretty the air smelled today?
Carlos: It smells like piss.
Grace Foster: I love this time of year. End of summer, it's about to change to fall...
Carlos: Either one of you starts singing, I'm jumping out the window.
Grace Foster: Only on the second floor. That's not much of a statement.

Grace Foster: Let's check it out. Might've lost consciousness or something.
Carlos: Or it could be a prank.
Grace Foster: Won't hurt you to walk, Carlos. Stay in shape. You wouldn't want Holly to see you getting all flabby.
Carlos: What did she tell you?
Grace Foster: Come on, stud.

Carlos: I told you, I'm a pro. I get hit in the head all the time.

Bosco: [about Monroe] Why can't I ride with her?
Lt. Swersky: No way, Bosco. I don't need that drama.
Bosco: There's no drama. Look, whatever happened when I was away, none of my business. I'm serious. We're good. You're gonna have more problems with me answering this phone right there.
Lt. Swersky: Okay, but if I hear one complaint from her, you're gonna be answering that phone for the rest of your career. Am I clear?
Bosco: Crystal.

[on the stakeout]
Davis: I never thought I'd be saying this; I would rather be writing parking tickets right now.

Carlos: So, um, let me get this straight. You thought that you were gonna die from eating too many antacid tablets?
Kathy: That won't kill me?
Carlos: Maybe if you're eating them when you're walking out into traffic -...
Holly Levine: Carlos!
Carlos: - -or something. Um, actually, you shouldn't exceed the recommended dose of any medication unless you first consult your physician.
Kathy: Even if I'm just taking them to get high?
Carlos: Especially then.

Sully: All right Kathy, don't get startled, but there's a moron coming to save you.
Kathy: Go back down there!
Brendan Finney: No, ma'am. That would ruin my whole hero routine.

[to Grace]
Carlos: Girls always want the honey when other bees start buzzing around it. Look, if it doesn't work out, I'll break you off some.

Eddie: [in jail] I need to see a doctor.
Carlos: What's wrong?
Eddie: I said a doctor. You got your name sewn on your jacket so I'm guessing that means you aren't one.
Carlos: Care to guess what happens if I don't think you need a doctor?

Brendan Finney: We called for backup and nobody came.
Cruz: It looks like there was response to me.
Brendan Finney: Yeah, well it took long enough!
Davis: You weren't at the original location, Finney. We had to find you.
Brendan Finney: Right.
Davis: Believe what you want.
Brendan Finney: Man, what the hell happened to you?
Davis: Sasha Monroe!

Carlos: I would think people would covet me as a partner.
Kim: Covet?
Carlos: I know my stuff, I don't get in the way, I'm not above doing some of the dirty work. I definitely know the medical, the paperwork's not a problem. I'll drive if you want, I'll ride if you want. I'm flexible, and flexible is what you want in a partner. You remember that.
Kim: Oh yeah, not to mention sexist, self-absorb, juvenile...
Carlos: Juvenile?
Kim: Yeah, Joey's more mature than you.
Carlos: Don't even bring that up... You're a juvenile!

Yokas: [to Gerald] You have the right to remain silent. And unless you want me to leave you alone in the car with my partner, I would suggest that you use it.

[to Kim]
Grace Foster: You ever pull that stick out of your ass?

Bosco: Nobody thinks I got feelings.
Faith: Bosco. That's not fair. You have feelings, you just have them buried somewhere in a shallow grave in Jersey.

[about Emily and Charlie]
Fred: You work from 3 to 11. Their whole lives happen from 3 to 11.

[Bosco and Faith are considerably content in the locker room]
Sully: [groans] I've gotta get out of here before these two starting singing Raindrops on Roses.

Sully: You want to come with me?
Taylor: Sure, I'll keep you company, Santa.
Sully: Does that make you one of the elves?

Alex: Oh, please don't tell me I got my ass kicked for a tie!
Jimmy: Okay, in honor of Alex, let's go for the win.

Bosco: You blow chunks in the car, you're cleaning it up, you hear me?
Faith: And they said you aren't compassionate!
Bosco: Who does?

Alex: Whose side are you on?
Carlos: Duh! That would be the one with the funnier jokes!

Doc: Everything working out with Carlos?
Alex: Guy's a moron.
Doc: Yeah, well he is definitely an acquired taste.

[about Carlos]
Sully: I hear both of his oars aren't in the water.
Ty: I don't even think he has a boat.

Bosco: Look, I know you're upset but if we're going to have to rely on me being the level-headed one, we're going to have some serious problems.

Bosco: Faith, when it gets right down to it, nobody's as tough-ass as you.
Faith: Really.
Bosco: Yeah, when you decide to turn it on, look out - oh God, you'd think you were a man in another life time!
Faith: Thank you. That's beautiful.

Jimmy: [to Carlos] Didn't anyone ever teach you the no talking in the urinals rule? That's why there's graffiti in front of you, so you got something to read while you're keeping your mouth shut.

Bosco: I'm telling you. If they gave me the power to decide who lives and who dies, the world would be a better place.
Sully: Bosco as God.
Bosco: Morons shouldn't have drivers' licenses.
Faith: Worse... Bosco as the DMV.
Ty: Isn't that a lateral move?

Faith: What are you guys talking about?
Carlos: Compassion.
Faith: I guess it was a short conversation.

Faith: I'm going to an art opening.
Fred: You never want to go to stuff like that.
Faith: Well, you never want to spend the weekend with your hands on the back of a truck. See, we're growing.

Davis: I made a nice collar and you just gave it away.
Sully: All right. You were masterful. I laughed, I cried. It became a moment I'll treasure for the rest of my career.

Yokas: You want any kids Bos?
Bosco: Why? You giving some away?

Davis: Hey, I found a wallet!
Sully: You're a bloodhound.

[about Sully and Davis]
Bobby: There goes Salt n' Peppa.
Sully: Word up.

[about the doctor who gives him stitches]
Carlos: Where the hell did that guy train, Baghdad?
Doc: Be thankful you didn't need a rectal.

Sully: You working today Boscorelli, or you gonna give us another performance of your "Holiday in Uniform" routine?
Bosco: No powdered sugar on your shirt, Sully. What? Krispy Kreme burn down?

[about riding with Davis]
Bosco: Ah, great. I get to spend the day riding around with a totem pole.

Taylor: How long you think he can go?
Bobby: I don't know, he's a big guy.
Taylor: Sooner or later they all fall.
Davis: I can hear you. What, you think I drank so enough I'm blind?

Yokas: You didn't have to come.
Sully: Oh, yeah. What am I supposed to do, wait in the car while you and Doc play follow-the-fetus?"

[finding E in the bike]
Bosco: Oh, Steven.
Yokas: You got a receipt for that, Steven?

Carlos: This is a righteous ride, man.
Bosco: "Righteous"?
Carlos: Yeah, what year is it?
Bosco: The car or that word?

[about why Sully won't ride the merry-go-round]
Sully: I'm allergic to horses.

[the cops catch them on the merry-go-round]
Sully: They needed to blow off some steam.
Cop: But not you?
Sully: I look like the merry-go-round riding type to you?

[Bosco has poison ivy]
Sully: You look a little puffy there, Bosco. That time of month?

Bosco: Good thing about junkies: they're featherweights. Skin and bones. Zip 'em up and move 'em out.

Davis: What about the bodies?
Bosco: Sully's in a volunteering mood.

Cruz · Wysłany: 08/02/07, 8:59 pm Temat postu:

Jej, boskie teksty znalazlas, perelki! Zwlaszcza te Bosco, Yokas i Sully'ego! Usmialam sie, dzieki Very Happy

xD :*